Piranha 3DD

Piranha 3DD 2012 film movie poster

Rated: 18
Genre: Comedy, horror
Running Time: 83 Minutes
Director: John Gulager
Cast: Danielle Panabaker, Matt Bush, David Koechner, David Hasselhoff, Jean-Luc Bilodeau, Christopher Lloyd, Adrian Martinez

Synopsis: "Story revolve around piranha making their way into swimming pools, pipes, and plumbing at a newly opened waterpark named Wilderness Waters. The race is on to save the town from these flesh-eating creatures" (Nusantara Edaran Filem).

Verdict: If you tried watching this film as a horror, comedy or both, you wouldn't enjoy it one bit at all. Because fuck logic, fuck technicality, fuck physics and fuck intelligent humour - this is a trolling movie where not making sense at all is at its best. The NG scenes during the closing credits clearly shows that nobody involved actually took this production seriously at all. Piranha 3DD is one hell of a nonsensical don't-give-a-fuck-what-the-viewers-may-think movie with soft gore and predictable scares. If you were ever a Baywatch fan, David Hasselhoff's self-parody on the film would be a very valuable entertainment for you.

Second opinion: "So stupid" (Iris Loong).

Malaysian censorship: I lost count on how many scenes with obvious cuts. Don't watch it at local cinemas, you have been warned.

Rating: 1.5 / 5

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Most epic scene: A piranha, that's been hiding inside Shelby's (Katrina Bowden) vagina, bites Josh's (Jean-Luc Bilodeau) erected penis while they are having sex. Josh takes a small kitchen knife and chops off his entire manhood instead of finding a way to kill the piranha without making the huge sacrifice.

Most epic quote: "Josh chopped off his penis 'cause something came out of my vagina!"
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Piranha 3DD boobies

Special thanks to Nuffnang & Nusantara for the invitations to the premiere screening of the film.
20 comments:
  1. wow.. the girl got abs!
    a 1.5 rating? u r too generous LOL

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  2. Hahahaha that's the reason I didn't try to win it coz I know it will be a huge let down... beside, not my cup of tea also. =/

    at least the DD looks tempting.

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  3. eh ur rating quite high leh... might be watcing this for the sake of David Hasselhoff's baywatch parody scene

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  4. Is this a remake of the original? I saw that many many years ago when I was a whole lot younger.

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  5. So me and Daniel are in the same boat. Horray we didn't win

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  6. 1.5 is a generous rating.. better than mirror mirror (which you gave 1)? :)

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  7. I believe u missed a "-" sign there? lol this movie is so horrible, it makes twilight seems like a legit horror movie

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  8. but katrina bowden is hot haha. sadly i missed it XD

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  9. The epic scene sure is epic LOL

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  10. @SimonHar @KenWooi I can't appreciate the movies that tries to be funny in the very safe film direction and yet fails. Piranha 3DD doesn't seem to try to be anything but it got me laughing quite a bit so the just below passing score rating from me is justifiable.

    @suituapui More like a parody of the original classic. This is a sequel of the new Piranha released last year (or the year before).

    @EricLee No, man. Twilight is still worse 'cause it tries to be a serious film but unintentionally ended up as a comedy.

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  11. from your best scene I can tell there's not much difference from my previous Pirahna 3D experience, lousy show that I won't bother watch unless appear on TV when there's no other interesting show to watch

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  12. still . . . I fell in love with Shark Night 3D right after watching this movie hahahah

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  13. 1.5? I haven't watch yet and don't intend to, but based on the reviews of many others, I think it probably deserves less than zero. Haha!

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  14. am not gonna catch this movie!

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  15. It's a comedy horror. It's meant to be stupid, over the top and cheesy. That's what makes it fun.

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  16. 1.5 for the boobs!

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  17. I love it because Jean-Luc Bilodeau was in it and he was naked and fucking sexy especially when he was getting off... love.. Katrina you are one lucky sob......

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