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What Gwiyomi Dance Really Means

How I feel when I see Gwiyomi meme

I fucking hate Gwiyomi, or Kiyomi, or however the fuck you spell it, with a passion. To see so many of these pretentious mofos flooding up my news feed everyday is just annoying. It's understandable if they're children but all of them, from what I saw, are fucking adults. A bit too old to still be acting this way won't you say? And I'm quite sure I'm not the only one who feels this way about it:

Harlem Shake vs Gwiyomi tweet

I wonder how many Malaysians who did a Gwiyomi video or shared/liked one on Facebook actually understood lyrics. I, for one, don't understand the fuck it means but by analysing the hand gestures (or so-called "dance moves") and the seductive facial expressions by the YouTubers, I came up with my own interpretation:

What Gwiyomi Dance Means step-by-step moves

But ultimately, what the Gwiyomi lyrics and dance mean wouldn't have mattered 'cause it's a great viral opportunity for these girls and sissy boys to gain that extra attention that they're always hungry for. Also, from what I gathered, each Gwiyomi video has its own personalised "dance moves" with their own message. But does anyone give a shit about the meaning of a personalised Gwiyomi video? No, 'cause if she or he was fugly, nobody would've even noticed the video. So it does seem that the only difference between a Gwiyomi and porn is that the actresses are not stripping.
10 comments:
  1. It drives me up the wall to see or hear it! Grrr...in fact had to glare at some folks who thought they were cute doing it over dinner!

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  2. One of my colleague uses the songs as her ringtone and sets it quite loud. Every time her phone rings, she sings to it for a bit before picking up. --_________--lll Annoying much.

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  3. LOL!! It would take a while more before it cool off. I'm pretty sure this one won't beat the gangnam style.

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  4. ANNOYING! My god, I myself can't even take it anymore especially when my own friendSSS did it and ASKED me to watch their videos. EFFFF!!!

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  5. LOL at last 3 emoticons . . . those caption is soo epic XD

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  6. hahahahahahaha. epic captions are epic. and it make sense. but yea, i think its annoying also =.=

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  7. nice one bro... now everytime i scroll through my news feed, i'll hide the video whenever i see one. LOL

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  8. VEN. ASHIN INDAKA: CROOK”DIRTY SEX” OF MYANMAR BUDDHIST MONKS
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sbfptk60--E&feature=youtu.be
    Kepada rakyat Malaysia yang hormati,
    Suka-lah kita memberitahu bahawa Sami Negera Myamnar kebanyakannya ajaran sesat, banyak permikirannya yang tak betul, main perempuan, tipu wang orang ramai dan lain-lain.

    Seorang Myanmar Sami Buddha (VEN. ASHIN INDAKA) bertinggal SAMNAK SAMBODHI BUDDHIST TEMPLE, NO: 19 JALAN 38 TAMAN DESA JAYA, KEPONG, KUALA LUMPUR, 52100 MALAYSIA (YIP KUM FOOK”MCA GOMBAK” PRESIDENT) yang sama jahat.

    Harap orang ramai, khasnya rakyat Malaysia mesti jauhkan sami Myanmar ini. kami harap juga Kerajaan Malaysia lebih mengambil perhatian Sami Buddha yang di upah dari luar Negeri, supaya rakyat Malaysia dan Nagera dapat di selamatkan. Sekian, Terima Kasih

    Respect to people of Malaysia,
    Likely, we are told that the Myanmar monks mostly false teaching, many impress notions which are not right, play girl, cheating of the public money and others.

    Myanmar Buddhist Monk (VEN. ASHIN INDAKA) stayed at SAMNAK SAMBODHI BUDDHIST TEMPLE, NO: 19 JALAN 38 TAMAN DESA JAYA, KEPONG, KUALA LUMPUR, 52100 MALAYSIA (YIP KUM FOOK”MCA GOMBAK” PRESIDENT) as same bad.

    Hope all people; especially Malaysians must far away Myanmar's monks. We hope more Malaysia’s Government also noted that the wages of Buddhist monks from the other countries, so that the Malaysian and country can be saved. Thank you

    尊敬的马来西亚人民,
    我们想告知,缅甸僧侣多半是假的教学,观念是不正确的,玩女人,谎言,欺骗金钱………

    缅甸佛教的僧侣 (VEN. ASHIN INDAKA) 住在 SAMNAK SAMBODHI BUDDHIST TEMPLE, NO: 19 JALAN 38 TAMAN DESA JAYA, KEPONG, KUALA LUMPUR, 52100 MALAYSIA (YIP KUM FOOK ” MCA GOMBAK” PRESIDENT) 同样糟糕。

    希望所有的马来西亚人, 都应该注意远离缅甸的僧侣。我们更希望马来西亚政府注意,外来的僧侣. 谢谢

    EVRERYONE CLICK HERE TO SEE MORE INFORMATION: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sbfptk60--E&feature=youtu.be
    “VEN. ASHIN INDAKA (MYANMAR): CROOK OF MYANMAR BUDDHIST MONKS (MUST WATCH)”

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  9. there is one temporary solution in avoiding this fuckingly annoying "Gwiyomi-or-whatever-dafuck-it-is" video newsfeed:

    Change your country setting at the youtube page down below to "worldwide" or wherever the fuck country you want it to be, till this sto0pid media buzz dies down a little.

    p.s: It preserved me energy from punching a hole through my PC screen. PEACE.

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