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Hilariously wrong subtitles from "The Departed" bootleg copy

Super gay subtitles from a pirated copy of The Departed


Actual lines in brackets.
Spoilers, duh.

(I don't wanna be a product of my environment.)
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(I want my environment to be a product of me.)
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(The Knights of Columbus were real head-breakers, true guineas.)
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(That's what the niggers don't realise.)
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(You Johnny Sullivan's kid?)
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(You like bologna and cheese?)
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(Guineas from the north and down Providence try to tell me what to do.)
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(Firemen getting pussy for the first time in the history of fire or pussy.)
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(Hey, go save a kitten in a tree, you fuckin' homos.)
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(Fuckin' firefighters are a bunch of homos.)
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(You don't need any help from me to be completely fucked.)
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(... my section?)
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(This is an elite unit.)
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(You're a psychiatrist?)
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(What's the matter, smartass, you don't know any fuckin' Shakespeare?)
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(You're no fucking cop.)
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(... but you won't be a Massachusetts State trooper.)
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(Guaran-fucking-teed).
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(May her soul, and all the other souls of the departed...)
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(You must be my cousin.)
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(You keep on calling me Babu. It's Singh, motherfucker.)
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(If you are not being run by us...)
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(Lookit, fuckstick.)
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(... that even know you're a cop.)
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(How about I fucking kill you, huh?!)
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(How about I fucking kill you?!)
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(I don't know if this is how you spell 'citizens' but fuck it, you know?) Ironically, this scene is about the spelling of the word 'citizens'.
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(You don't need the money. You don't need the pain in the ass and they will catch you.)
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(He's got dope coming in and I don't know when.)
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(You want those codes.)
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(Imagine that you rat fuck.)
The Departed bootleg pirated gay subtitles

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10 comments:
  1. I always find those type of subtitles a big pain.. hence will turn it off whenever i'm watching a pirated dvd :)

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  2. haha china translated are much more funnier at times...

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  3. I didn't really bought pirated dvd these days zzz dafuq lol

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  4. Haha.. started laughing at blowing and fucking parts! :P

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  5. Haha!! Yeah those subtitles are funny, but after some time, they kinda get irritating. So now, I don't buy pirated DVDs. Go for originals - nicer and more enjoyable. Or download movies from iTunes : )

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  6. LOL! poor you have to watch all these funny subtitles! =X

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  7. Sometimes, those who create subtitles do not really translate them properly. They translate it in such a way that it is funny.

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